Taggerino

Fuck.
Here goes.

1. Describe your desk in your bedroom. What's on it? What's under it?
I don't have a desk in my bedroom. 

2. Describe what you're wearing right now. Do you like it? If not, what do you wish you were wearing?
I wearing a onesie that's either a polar bear or a sheep. Also I have a singlet underneath it and some fuzzy blue socks. It's warm, so it's good. I have no real reason to wish to wear anything else.

3. What's one fine arts skill you wish you could master?
I wish I could write goddamnit.

4. Describe the most delicious meal you can think of.
I'm not really a foodie, so probably schnitzel and mash.

5. Close your eyes and imagine yourself standing in the greatest place in the world. What are you surrounded by? Who's with you?
I honestly don't think I know where the greatest place in the world would be.

6. Describe your fantasy soulmate. Do you have a racial preference? How would you meet him/her?
"Racial preference" is bullshit. Look at me mate, I don't give a shit. Racial preference my ass. Also him/her? The cis are at it again. Look, fucko, just use singular they like you normally would, like they teach you in English class. Jesus.
I'd probably meet them online tbh because I don't go anywhere else. I don't even think I'd have one soulmate, that whole idea is rubbish. Fantasy partners maybe. I'd like partners who live close enough that physical contact is plausible. I'm genderqueer, so them liking me at all would make them queer. Also it'd be nice if we shared some views on things and they don't do drugs. I'm poly, by the way. Multiple relationships, all knowing about each other and ok with the setup. 
In summary, this whole question is bullshit.

7. Describe yourself in three words.
Queer, lazy, "intelligent".

8. If you could have a tea party with any five to fifteen people on this site, who would they be?
, , probably others but I really cannot be bothered sorry.

9. Who are some of your greatest role models?
I don't have role models. I base my behaviour on myself and my surroundings.

10. Who are some of your favorite characters?
That's getting a lot harder to pin down, especially because I don't tend to obsess over anything, and now that my depression is severe I can't tell if I like something because of what it is, or if I like it as a distraction. Fun.

Tag yourselves if you want. Feel free to just skip question 6.
I was tagged by btw