Rants N Shit 3 by blademasterbubblegum, literature
Literature
Rants N Shit 3
Rants N' Shit three. It's that time again guys. It's that fucking time. Today's topic, *insert sarcastic cliche wheel spinning here* Straight girls "Going Gay," for Ruby Rose. Now before we start this, I'd just like to point out that I haven't seen Orange is the New Black since about episode one, so yeah. And also that Ruby Rose is FUCKING GORGEOUS. HUMANITY HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH RUBY'S EXISTENCE.
*Ahem* Anyways, reason number one that these dumb fucks need to shut up: You're not gay just because Ruby Rose is hot af. That literally just means you can fucking see. If you were gay, you'd probably have more things to say other than "Omg, Ruby's
Don't assume I'm a woman
Just because I have breasts
Just because I wear a dress
Just because I carry a purse
Just because I wear soft colors
Just because I wear makeup
Just because I style my hair
Just because I speak in a sweet voice
Don't assume I'm a man
Just because my chest is flat
Just because I wear baggy clothes
Just because I lug around a heavy backpack
Just because I wear dark colors
Just because my jawline is shaded
Just because I have short hair
Just because I speak in a deeper voice
The only thing you can assume I am...
Is me.